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Funny Cid Jokes

Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge…..
Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge….

Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya, yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!


Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….

Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….

Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karooo….

Santa banta jokes

Santa apni girl friend ko ‘I Luv U’ kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.

One More ! 😀

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA !

And One more !

At the scene of an accident, a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

And One More !!

Captain of Military: Naujawano, aage bado…
(Santa aage nahin bada)
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha…

Jokes in hindi

Nayi pidi ke vichar

Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

 

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya hai

 

Baja to mai bhi sakata tha,
per mera saaj tha bewafa

Ga to mai bhi sakata tha,
per mera raag tha bewafa.

Aai sehanshah apne tajmaha.
per itna guman na kar,

Bana to mai bhi sakata tha,
per meri mumtaz thi bewafa.