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People say, “ The world becomes more difficult, the climb becomes steeper, life becomes tougher as we grow”.
I wish people remembered what life was, when they were a Baby!
I sometimes wonder what Science would do to us all 100 years from now. If scientists claim today that computers will be able to read our minds and follow our thoughts as commands, then will the same computers be able to read a little baby’s mind????
Oh wow! That would be interesting. I really fancy myself being born in 2100 AD and the first thing my mom would gift me right after I am born will not be nappy pad, but a brand new Pentium 300 processor ( If the series would
continue by then) with 3000TB RAM. She would also set up a gmail account right after I would be born (Yes guys!! Gmail shall remain forever!!). The Computer would be set right besides my little bed all set to read my mind, store it in my mailbox and forward it to my parents so that they could understand my needs!
Here is a quick glance at what the computer would have collected if he could have read my mind!!!
Ahhh.. I hate this world. Only yesterday I was enjoying myself in that water balloon.. Who punctured it???? And some body cut off my Ration Supply Pipeline as well! Thank Heavens for that beautiful lady who looks so lovingly at me, the world looks so cruel apart from her!!
Am really afraid of my Bald Daddy. He does weird things every now and then! Since the first day I was born he has been calling me names!! I Weird names like Oshu, Moshu, Goshu,. He speaks with me in strange Hindi!! “Meli Pyali si guliya kittiii khubsulat hai” . My first impression was that he was normal and being bald was just fate! But he cannot speak properly too!!!
Ha Ha!!! It is so much fun doing soo-soo on Bald Daddy when he is all set to go to the office. And firing a volley of poos when he tries to change my nappy pad is double fun!! That’s the only revenge I can take !!!! I But I shouldn’t waste all my weapons against Poor Daddy. Should save some for strangers too!!
I am fed up of them..Some Old Age Aunties came today and took my snaps from all possible angles when I was naked!!!! If I could, I would not allow anyone to take a naked snap! What if I become a celebrity after I grow up and someone black mails me with these Naked Snaps :-O
Enough is enough! The Aunties came yet again!! Somebody tell them that I hate all those wet kissis on my cheeks!! It gives me rashes!! If I could, I would not allow anyone to touch my cheeks and declare this activity as Child Molestation. No child in this world would like his/her cheeks fondled by all and Sundry. But everyone seems to does it!! And adding words Kuchchi Kuchchi to it is like rubbing salt in the wounds!!
Its not a child’s play to be a Child!!
The moral of this post is that, the grass is always greener on the other side!!!