I feel like looking up at the clear blue sky and sigh,"Dear Bapu. Your prediction was correct. India has awakened. It now believes in itself and its true potential. I can see the change myself around me everywhere...

Bapu, in my office works Mr Pendaliyar. Since the first day he joined, we all knew he was a little different from us. We always heard strange noises from his cubicle. Garbled voices would sneak from his throat often when he was alone. Even a hearing impaired person could lip read and say that Almighty had gifted him with a hoarse voice which sounds painfully similar to a scooter without a silencer.

But Bapu, the fact was that Mr Pendaliyar is an awakened soul. His childhood dreams have been slowly pamepered by the likes of Zee , Sony and Star Plus. And the awakened soul has decided that he will be the next singing sensation of india. He does not want to sit in this small cubicle and let his talent be sabotaged. He has started his preparations for a career in singing. He has also hired a tutor and pays him 2500 rs a month so that another MJ could cast its spell on all of us. Rumors in the office say that he may even quit his job soon once the next Indian Idol / Sa Re Ga Ma Par seasons are announced. .

Holy shit Bapu ! Where are we heading. .are we so dumb headed? Why do we get dazed so easily by spotlights that we forget what we actually are? Bapu I create better sounds when I sit on the commode then when this fellow opens his mouth. Am i getting jealous? That I could never believe in myself like this fellow does?

Bapu, your golden words have been misinterpreted by many of us in this country. People with Potty-essentials think they have Potentials. .

I had seen some one called KRK blurting in front of Amitabh, " KRK itana chota star nahi ki public usey pahle hafte mai hi nikal de." Bapu this unknown super star gets regular supply of milk from Scotland, tea from UK and Water from France. He is just short of a kick on his little ass from the rest of this world.

And what about that dashing actor singer, music director? No I am not talking about Adesh Shrrivstava. He is yet to get a film. No, not Kumar Sanu. He could only make it big in Bengal. Yup. Chamann ka radio. Are all his movies being secretly produced by Goleccha Seth of the serial "Yeh Shadi Nahi Ho Sakti" ? How can he manage to get hold of Shehnaz Treasurywala as his heroine ?? Am i getting jealous, bapu?