The internet is abuzz with jokes on Tiger Woods these days. We picked a few gems for your readers. Here you go -* Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
* What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
* Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
* The only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
* Might have been worse Tiger, you could have lost your putter!
* Q: What course gives Tiger the most trouble? A: Intercourse.
* If only Tiger had hit a mailbox and a stop sign as well, he could have completed the Grand Slam!
* You usually find a tree in the Woods, Tiger’s wife found a Woods in a tree.
* It’s a publicity stunt for his new DVD release, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”.
* Nike wants to drop their endorsement, apparently Tiger’s balls go everywhere.
* Difference between playing golf and driving a car? In golf, Tiger can stay out of the trees.
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