SANSANI !!!

Agar aap Jaag Rahe hai to So Jaiye aur Agar aap So Rahe hai to Uth jaiye kyunki Poorjokes.in aapke saamne Laa raha hai ek Aisa Sach jise sunkar aapki raaton ki Neend aur Din ka Chain Ud Jaega!!!!! (Sansani Eshtyle of Zeetv Style..)

Ham aapke saamne jo sach Pesh karne waale hai us ke baad shayad aapka Ishwar se Vishwaas bhi Uth Sakta hai...Shayad ye hi Dharti ke Vinaash ki Shuruat hai!!!

Poor Jokes Comics Download Section

If you like our cartoons you can now download them right away from this place itself. We shall now maintain a download section for all of our readers to download our cartoons and share! Each cartoon Set shall have

Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are

Santa Banta Jokes

Man to Santa: Oye Santa, Teri Biwi ko Saanp kaatane waala hai. Jaldi Bacha Usey!!!!
Santa: Oye wo bas zahar

Mujhe Apni Biwi Se Bachao !!

Saas Bahu Jokes (Hindi Poor Jokes)

Hi Guys
This is my Saas Bahu Poor Jokes. I pray my Saas never acts this weirdly.
Bahu, " Badi Chinta ho rahi hai. Vo abhi tak ghar nahi laute hai. Kahi unka accident to nahi ho gaya hai"
Saas, " Manhoos jab bolna bura bolna!!!! Ye bhi  to bol sakti thi ki vo kisi truck ke neeche neechey na aa gaye ho"

Santa Banta 55 Fiction

55 Fiction infers to fictional writings bounded to a maximum of fifty-five words.

Santa Singh Died & reached heaven
Yamraj" Before you meet God! Tell us one bravery you did in life"
Santa,"Once I met a Gang harrassing a Woman! I immediately stopped my car & warned them to flee or

Big Boss Season3 Kaatil Pjs

Big Boss Season3 Deadly PJs » Make Your Own Quiz

Marathi Poor Jokes

Hey Guys.. Another Marathi PJ for you all.. I hope Thakareys arent reading my blog, else they will send their bullys and stop all this!!!  (PS: please take jokes in your stride...)

Ok.. Why do Marathis sound so musical when they eat together?????

Socho...

Socho...

Achche se socho...

Haar maan jao to mujhe bataa dena..

Dont know???

They sound musical because

Women Vs. Men Jokes

Deadly Poor Joke (PJ)

Funny SMS Joke Series No 16

Which place in Jammu Kashmir is the most non happening, boring and sluggish????
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Its the Dull-Lake
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Santa Banta Joke Series No 22

Santa Banta Joke Series No 21 (Hindi Jokes)

Bengali PJs and Jokes

Hey Guys!!

I hope you all liked my previous jokes on Bengalis.. Here is another series of Bengali Jokes for you all to enjoy!!
Please do let me know if you liked it okkk!!
Fasten your seat belts! Here I go!

1. What do you call A Drunk Bengali????
Tun-da..

2. What do you call a Bengali who loves to give Charity??
Chan-da.

3. What do you call a Bengali who is very Jolly??
Fun-da.

4. A straight forward Bengali is called?

Marathi PJ

If you see 100 Marathis playing together, what is the name of the game???
Any guesses guys????
Nahi Pata???
Use your Brain Dear!!!!

Its so simple!!!

Common... Answer it!!!!

Dont Know???

Give Up????

Haar Gaye???

Shame Shame!!!!

Funny SMS Joke No. 16

What do you call a Bengali man in Antarctica?
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Bollywood Joke No. 10

Harman Baweja, who was one of the most awaited debutants in Bollywood last year, has been heading downhill ever since. Love Story 2050 was followed by Victory, and then came What's your Rashee?.

After his flurry of flops, what has everyone in Bollywood started telling Harman Baweja?
Ab to

Santa Banta Joke Series No 20 (Hindi Jokes)

One day Santa Singh's wife cooked a special dinner for Santa.

After having the entire dinner, Santa asks his wife "Kaun si sabji banayi thi aaj?"

Wife replies, "Poora dinner kar liya. Ab pooch rahe ho kaun si sabji banayi thi!! Kyon?"

Santa retorts, "Darling, hospital mein

Santa Banta Joke Series No. 18 (Hindi Jokes)

Santa to Banta- oye yaar Banta, agar Emran Hashmi punjabi hota to uska
kya naam hota?
Banta - hmmm sochane de. . Nahi pata yaar . . Tu hi bata. .
Santa - Uska naam hota '

Santa Banta Joke Series No 17

I created this Santa Banta Cartoon. Hope you all like it!!
Cheers!!

George Bush Jokes

Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every tim

Funny Shayar..

Na ye zameen thi, na aasmaan tha,
Na tha ye patthar,..............










Na ye zameen thi, na aasmaan tha,
Na tha ye patthar,..............









Na ye zameen thi, na aasmaan tha,
Na tha ye patthar,..............










Sattar, ekhattar, bahattar.......
Wah Wah
Wah Wah

Santa Banta Jokes Series No 16

Santa to Banta : "12 bananas are put in front of an elephant...but the elephant eats only 11 ...why...?"
Banta: "Hmmm... Uska Pet bhar gaya tha??"
Santa: " No"
Banta: Usko taste pasand nahi aaya??"
Santa: " No"
Banta " To fir tu hi bata"
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Santa: "Becoz one of them was a plastic banana..!"


Santa: " This time again 12 bananas are put in front of an elephant..but this time it eats none..why...??"
Banta: " Dont know"
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Santa: "This time it was a plastic elephant..ha ha..!!

Deadly PJ Humor,

This PJ was submitted to us by Hitesh Sao from Orrisa..

one fine day ..Takhur Veer Pratap Singh was relaxing in his ancestral haweli..the haweli
was full of antique items, golden swords, precious stones and all damn costly stuff!!
in front of him was a big tijori ...full of gold and money...

suddenly two thieves got in. One started stealing all the antique items and the other started opening the tijori ..that too in front of veer Pratap singh who was very awake and was also watching the men steal all his property.. he was very healthy..and also not physically handicapped ..yet he didnt stop the thieves..why...?????????????

soochoooo....
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ok ..i will tell u the answer...

Thakur Veer Pratap Singh is a 6 month old baby ..now how can he...??

PS: You may submit your joke by following this link:SUBMIT YOUR JOKE COMPETITION

SantaBanta Joke Series No 15

Santa Singh visits Sherlock Holmes one fine day.
As soon as Santa enters, Holmes says, "Santa Singh, today you are wearing a red colored underwear".

Santa Singh: "Fantabulous. Tremendous. You have once again proven your gift in deductive reasoning. Now, if you may, please tell me how you deduced it."

Holmes said...
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"You forgot to zip your pants"

NRI Jokes

As we all know, having your mother-in-law in your home is any man's worst nightmare. But the Poor Jokes team has come to know that NRI's living in a particular US state are compelled by Federal regulations, to bring their mother-in-laws from India to stay with them. Can you name the state?
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Texas (Take- सास) !!

Wife Jokes

If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions:

• Where are you going?
• With whom?
• Why?
• How are you going?
• To discove r what?
• Why only you?
• What do I do when you are not here?
• Can I come with you?
• When will you be back?
• Dinner ghar par hi khaoge?
• Mere liye kya laoge?
• You deliberately made this plan without me, didn’t you?
• You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...
• Answer me – why?
• I want to go to my mother’s house.
• I want you to drop me there.
• I don’t want to come back – ever!
• What do you mean, OK?
• Why aren’t you stopping me?
• I don’t understand what this whole ‘discovery’ thing is about.
• You always do things like this.
• Last time you also did the same thing!
• Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.
• I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered!

Bollywood PJ No. 19

Poor Jokes News Desk brings to you another scoop from Bollywood.

We have been reliably informed that legendary vamp of yesteryear Helen is planning to make a comeback.

This time she will play the lead role in a movie.

The title of the movie is "Re-vamp" !!

Sweet Poor Joke in Hindi

Hey Guys,
Do you know how to make Sugar Dance????
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Its simple.. Just put focus some light on the sugar and it shall start dancing!!!!!
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Ok!! I will tell you!!!!!!!
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After you put some light on Sugar It will be come "Chinni Prakash"

Santa Banta Jokes Series No 15

Hi Guys.
Here is the latest
Santa Banta
Poor Joke
in Cartoon.
Please Read On..

Santa Banta Jokes Series No 19

Hi Guys. Here is the latest Santa Banta Joke in Cartoon.

Submit Your Joke Contest September Winners!!!!

Dear Readers,

After the raging success of Submit Your Joke Contest August We hereby announce the winners of the Submit Your Joke Contest September Month. We would also like to remind all our readers that the contest is open till the month of December!! Winners each month shall win a Cash Prize of Rs 1000!!!!


The stats of this months entries are as follows:
Total number of Participants : 48.
Total number of Entries: 81


The winner this Month is Mr Ranhu Mohanty from Bhubaneshwar Orrisa. He wins a cool 1000 Rs Cash from our kitty.



The Award Winning Joke from Mr Ranhu Mohanty is as follows:

Happy Married Life Story

Once upon a time Santa Singh and his wife celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.
They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?
Santa Singh recalled his old honeymoon days said:

"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.
Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.
This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" ..

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
Santa Singh: "That's it. We are happy ever after." "






Itane khatarnaak PJ ke liye ham Ranhu Mohanty ko Daad-Khaaj-Khujli deta hai!! :-)

We would like to remind that the contest is open till December 2009. You may submit your jokes/PJ/Poor Jokes/ SMS Jokes/ Hilarious Jokes (whatever you may call them) on this link SUBMIT YOUR JOKE COMPETITION

PS:Last month we had published the other Worth Reading Jokes from our contestants in one post itself. However this month onwards they shall be published randomly in between the month!!

Gujju Jokes 4

Here is my final set og Gujju Poor Jokes and Smses for you all. Hope you all like it.

Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when was offered tea?
Bcoz the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it. (snacks)

What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass.

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said 'Sue Kare chee.'

And last but not the least....

Why did Bill Clinton have the Gujju beaten up?
The Gujju told him, 'You are a very impotent man.'

If you have better Gujju Jokes/SMSes/Poor Jokes then these then do send them to us!!!! Or participate in the Submit your Joke Contest. See the Slider on the top of the Page for details!!!!!

Gujju Jokes 3

As you all can see that I have started loving Gujju Jokes.. So here is another PJ dedicated to all Gujjus..

Why did the Gujju go to Rome?
To listen to Pop(e) music.