CID PJs

CID is the funniest show ever!
rotund dialogues….stupid plots and stupider mystery solving…..
Here is PoorJokes.in dedicating its PJ to CID.
1. Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga….
Wah Wah…
Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga…..
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Daya, wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga .
.2.  Na Bandook se maaro, na Bomb se Maaro….
Waah… Waah…
Na Bandook Se Maaro , Na Bomb Se Maaro….
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Daya, is ghar ka Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro….
3.Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,
Garmiyon ke mausam mein khoob khelo ,
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Daya in sab k fingerprints le lo !
4.Baarish mai chaata na ho toh tu bhig jayega….

Wah Wah….
Baarish mai chaata na ho toh tu bhig jayega…..
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Acp pradyuman bola is kamre se koi bahar nahi jayega…
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  1. Anonymous says:

    Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga….
    Wah Wah…
    Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga…..
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    Daya, wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga .

    Read more: http://www.poorjokes.in/2010/03/cid-pjs.html#ixzz0iovRtL42

  2. Anonymous says:

    gaye ko angrezi mai kehete hai cow …..
    wah wah….
    gaye ko angrezi mai kehete hai cow .
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    kuch to baat hai daya pata lagao

  3. Anonymous says:

    dhal gayi shaam ho gayi raat
    wah wah…
    dhal gayi shaam ho gayi raat
    mithun da bole dharmesh ko
    "kya baat kya baat kya baat"

  4. Anonymous says:

    DAYA SIR U ARE D BEST
    INFACT D WHOLE CID IS D BEST D BEST
    ONE OF D TRUE FANS ALL D BEST SIR………
    MAY CID BE D BEST AS NOW ,EVERY TIME OF ALL D TV SHOWS

  5. Anonymous says:

    funniest show ever…….!

  6. Anonymous says:

    SURAJ DHALTA HAI
    SURAJ DHALTA HAI
    WHAH! WHAH!
    A.C.P PRDUMAN KA DIMAG CAMPUTER SE BHI TAJ CHALTA HAI

  7. Anonymous says:

    SHAM DHALI SURAJ CHUP GAYA
    ACP BOLA CHOR KO DHOUND KAR LAO DAYA

  8. Anonymous says:

    teri ma ki. beep…………..

  9. urava says:

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    SURAJ DHALTA HAI
    SURAJ DHALTA HAI
    WHAH! WHAH!
    A.C.P PRDUMAN KA DIMAG CAMPUTER SE BHI TAJ CHALTA HAI
    19 June 2010 16:52

    Read more: http://www.poorjokes.in/2010/03/cid-pjs.html#ixzz0vxEhksRS

  10. urava says:

    Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai………..Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai….Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai……………madam darwaza kholiye hum CID se aaye hai !!…

    Read more: http://www.poorjokes.in/search/label/CID%20JOKES#ixzz0vxF8V7wH

  11. Yogesh says:

    CID : Kya hua tha raat me, kaise mar gaya Tony.. Kya hua tha raat me, kaise mar gaya Tony?.. Janane ke liye dekhiye CID,only on SONY….. :D

  12. Yogesh says:

    Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo.. Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo… . . . . . . . Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao.. :D

  13. Yogesh says:

    Sawan ghir aye to har phooll khilega
    takdir me jo likha he wahi milega
    tailor ko jo nap doge waisa silega
    DAYA kehta hai " koi apni jagah se nahi hilega "…. :D

  14. Yogesh says:

    5 rupaye ka 1 samosa 10 rupaye ka do .. wah wah… 5 rupaye ka 1 samosa 10 rupaye ka do .. "Daya, darwaza tod do!!"… ;-D

  15. Anonymous says:

    ani mane

  16. bhavya kothry says:

    ek ladke ka naam hai divesh sawlani
    ek ladke ka naam hai divesh sawlani
    kyu daya ne usko jhapad diya
    to use yaaad aagayi usi nani…>!!

  17. shreyans says:

    Newton ne khud-ko pucha SKY blue he KYU? N
    ewton ne khud-ko pucha SKY blue he KYU? DR S
    ALUNKE says,BOSS iss LASH ko hogaya he SHWINE FLU -Shreyans

  18. shreyans says:

    aajkal market me samsung ke phone chaye hain,

    wah wah

    aajkal market me samsung ke phone chaye hain,

    darvaja kholo madam,hum C.I.D se aaye hain

  19. shreyans says:

    Maa kehti he mera karan aaya he toh arjun bhi jarur aayega,
    wah wah
    Maa kehti he mera karan aaya he toh arjun bhi jarur aayega,

    Acp pradyuman bola is kamre se koi bahar nahi jayega…

  20. shreyans says:

    Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo.. Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo
    wah wah
    Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo.. Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo
    Abhijeet,Sheher main jitne bhi Gadiyon par "YO..!"
    Likha he,sabka pata Lagao..!

  21. shreyans says:

    C.I.D ROCKS…..!

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  24. shreyans says:

    SMS BHEJNE KE MAMLE MAI MAT LENA SHREYANS SE PANGA,
    WAH WAH
    SMS BHEJNE KE MAMLE MAI MAT LENA SHREYANS SE PANGA,
    ACP SAYS,DAYA KA HAR FATKA KHUNI KO PADTA HAIN MEHANGA…!

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  26. shreyans says:

    GOOD NIGHT KEHTA HAIN SHREYANS,SOO JAO JALDI,

    WAH WAH

    GOOD NIGHT KEHTA HAIN SHREYANS,SOO JAO JALDI,

    ACP SHOUTS SAYING,MUJE BHI MUTNA HAI DAYA,BAHAR NIKLO JALDI…..

  27. Anonymous says:

    is dharti pe pariyon ko kisne utara.
    wah wah
    is dharti pe pariyon ko kisne utara.
    ACP- daya pata karo dhoni ka max mobile kisne churaya.

  28. shreyans says:

    Haar Jeet To Lagi Rehti Hai harr khel mai….,
    Gaur Garmaya hai,

    Haar Jeet To Lagi Rehti Hai harr khel mai….,
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    A.C.P Says,Ab Tum Sadoge "JAIL" mai

  29. Anonymous says:

    kitabo ke bojh ne kandho ko jhukaya………

    kitabo ke bojh ne kandho ko jhukaya………

    A.C.P to daya
    tum khooni ko pakdo main mootravisarjan karke aaya………

  30. NidhAshish says:

    Nach meri Bulbul tujhe paisa milega……..

    wah wah…

    Nach meri Bulbul tujhe paisa milega……..

    wah wah…

    hum CID se hai…koi apni jagah se nahi hilega…….

  31. NidhAshish says:

    kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare so ab……..

    wah wah…..

    kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare so ab……..

    wah wah…..

    daya in sab sab ko pakad lo chor hai sab ke sab…

  32. Anonymous says:

    aaj khane mein roti sabji aur dal hai ….
    wah wah
    aaj khane mein roti sabji aur dal hai
    oh , my god daya yeh toh sushma ka pati rakesh sharma lal hai

  33. annie says:

    just wish all the time -" oh god! cid should never end"
    i m afraid that it will end at the aakhari chunati
    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plz plz noooooo – dont end it . it is the best show . i love it!

  34. annie says:

    just wish all the time -" oh god! cid should never end"
    i m afraid that it will end at the aakhari chunati
    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plz plz noooooo – dont end it . it is the best show . i love it!

  35. Anonymous says:

    cid just roxx plz nevr end

  36. Anonymous says:

    baap ne kaha,"ghar chor do"
    maa ne kaha,"paaro ko chor do"
    paaro ne kaha,"sharaab chor do"
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    ACP Pradyuman ne kaha, "DAYA!!! DARWAAZA TOD DO…"

  37. sowmya k says:

    i iove cid very much jokes are awesome

  38. sowmya k says:

    i iove cid very much jokes are fabulous