Hilarious Shayari by a Sindhi Shayar:

Sant Singh Chatwal's name is in the news these days over the controversy involving the govt. conferring him the Padma Bhushan award.

Ek baar Santa Singh ke papa Lucky Singh ka accident ho gaya. Najuk halat mein unhe hospital mein bharti karaya gaya. Doctor ne Santa se kaha, "Bahut khoon bah gaya hai, humein turant koi donar chahiye."

Aaj subah famous hollywood celebrity Lindsay Lohan Los Angeles mein apne ghar ja rahi thi, jab raste mein unki car ka chota sa accident ho gaya.. Unko koi gahri chot to nahi aayi, par unka bahut khun bah gaya..

Can you name the most "wicked" celebrity in Bollywood?

Dharmendra !!
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Are bhai, the entire world calls him - Dharam "Paaji" !!

What do u call when Shahrukh Khan indulges in Charity?
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Khaan - Daan.
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Banta Singh:- Oye Sante!! Log hum sardaron par itne jokes kyon maarte hain??
Santa Singh:- Oye Bante!! Tainu ni maloom. PJ word da full form hi "Punjabi Joke" haiga !!

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
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Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any “re-scooter” is available in system? I find only “re-cycle”, but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

PS:- Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Question:- What is a bald man's favorite sweet?

Answer:- Bal-u-shahi

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Question:- Why are bald men not patriotic?

Answer:- Kyonki wo Bal-i-daan (बलिदान ) nahi kar sakte !!

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Question:- What do you call a lucky bald guy?

Answer:- Bal-luck (बालक ) !!

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Question:- Why do bald men never get a job?

Answer:- Kyonki wo Na-Bal-ig (नाबालिग़ ) hain !!

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Question:- What do you call a man with hair on his head?

Answer:- Bal-shali (बलशाली ) !!

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Question:- What does a bald man say while doing the Bhagra?

Answer:- Bal-le Bal-le !!

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Question:- Why are Sehwag and Jayasurya not able to bowl these days?

Answer:- Because they always deliver No Balls !!

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Question:- What do you call a man whose hair are dead?

Answer:- केशव (केश - शव) !!

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Santa tells to Banta, " My Girlfriend took Pregnancy Test Yesterday"
Banta, " Kya hua fir???? Why are you so sad?????? Where the questions so difficult????

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, “Er…excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?” She responds in a loud voice : “NO, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them. The young man is surprised, shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table. After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes, and says, “You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m
studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.” The young man responds loudly with,”WHAT DO YOU MEAN THREE THOUSAND RUPEES.  THATS TOO MUCH !”

Here is a Tiger Woods Joke + ND Tiwari Joke submitted by our Friend Chhaya

Ques:  Whats the difference between Tiger woods and ND Tiwari?
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Ans - People say for Woods - "How _COULD_ he do it?"
and People say about ND Tiwari  - "How could _HE_ do it?"

This is a dangerous PJ which can has serious impact on one's Brain. Please read this on your own risk and only if you have proper medical cover!!!!!
Ek gaav mai Manju naam ki ladki rahti thi..Aapki ye bataana hai ki Manju  ki badi behan ka naam kya hai??
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Anju????
Nahi!!!!! Wo to choti behan hai :-P
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Manju  ki badi behan ka naam hai
Man-Dandruff!!!!

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Find a one Letter word to describe all the four photos above...You can post your answers as well over the comment Section... We shall post the answer over there after two days!!!!!!! All the Best~~~~~~~!!!!!!

"वाहीयात" में भी "वाह!!" छुपा हुआ है

बकवास मैं एक आस है जो ख़ास है !!!!

What is the opposite of Enrique Iglesias???







Nelly Furtado...Because.....



kyu ki Enrique kehta hai.."Dont turn off the lights"
aur Nelly..."Turn off the lights"