Monthly Archives: April 2011
Dabangg dialogue for World Cup – Malinga, Murali se darr nahi lagta sahab, Munaf aur Nehra se lagta hai!
GF:Kal Mera Birthday Hai.BF: Advance “HAPPY Birthday”GF:Kya Gift doge?BF:Kya Chahiye?GF:”Ring”BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai !!
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.Lady: why didnt you tell me when I was removing my clothes?Officer Santa: That is not restricted
What so u call a person who does not know his age?…….Umar Gul !!!!
A Girl with her face covered on a bus stop A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??………Girl Replies…….Papa mein hoon !!
Banta changed all his passwords to ‘incorrect’ … So that whenever he forgets, the computer will automatically remind him “Your password is incorrect”.