Funny CID Jokes

Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
Wah Wah
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do
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Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi
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Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai
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Comments

  1. shyam sureja says:

    Ravan ne Shri Ram Ji se mafi mangne ka faisla kiya aur Ayodhya aa gaya.

    Mehal ka darvaja knock kiya.

    Ram Ji ne door khola.

    Ravan soch raha tha…

    Guess What ?
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    Kis Mooh Se Maafi Maangu?

  2. shyam sureja says:

    kaun banega karodpati AMITABH BACCHAN ne Mujhe pucha,
    INDIA Me Fokat K Msg Padhne Wale Ka Naam Batao?
    kasam se 1 Crore Thukra diye par apka naam nahi bataya.

  3. mansi says:

    teri yaad main Dr. Tarika ,Abhijeet raat bhar peeta rha
    wah
    teri yaad main Dr. Tarika ,Abhijeet raat bhar peeta rha
    wah
    liver phat ke bahar aa gaya , Salunke din bhar bethker sita rha