Santa, Banta and Chanta were drunk,they stopped a taxi.

The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them,we have arrived.

  Chanta gave him money,
Santa said thanks but
Banta slapped him.

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn't move an inch.
so he asked,what was that for?

  Banta Replied "Oye, inni tez kyu chalai !! Ham mar jaate to ?? "