New Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ek Jyotish ke paas Kundli dikhane
gaya.

Jyotish- Tera naam Santa hai?

Santa- Ji Maharaaj.

Jyotish- Tujhe 2 Ladki aur 1Ladka hai?

Santa- Ji Maharaaj.

Jyotish- Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide
hain?

Santa-Haan Ji..Oyye..Tussi to antaryami ho.

Jyotish : agli baar aana,to Kundli laanaa,
Ration Card nahi!=D

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