CID Jokes

[arz kiya hai......]

ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega…

[Gaur farmayiega]….

ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega…

Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)….. kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!!

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Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan
Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan

Daaath ghaso Daya, lo ye Dabur laal Dant manjan.

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Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati

Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.

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Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati….

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Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.

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Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…

Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…

DAYA KA THAPPAD, FIR UHU UHU UHU…..

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tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..

tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..

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Arey akhir aaj CID wale kahan marr gye..:P

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Comments

  1. ESRA EJAZ says:

    heheheehhe …..=D lolllzzzzzz soooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  2. A for apple
    B for banana
    Wah!wah!
    A for apple
    B for banana
    Kuch B ho jaye daya goli mat chalana

    Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
    Arz kiya hai
    Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
    Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena

  3. Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
    Wah Wah
    Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
    ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do

  4. Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge,
    Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge!!

    Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya, yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!