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Latest Rajanikanth Jokes

2011-11-03T21:02:00.004+05:30

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who shake hands in Nokia mobile phones :-D:-D:-D

Ra.One Jokes

2011-11-03T20:58:00.002+05:30

8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.
9: Ra.One gives more pain than a wife – HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.
10: Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill…! Put people behind bars who made such movie.
11: As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release.
12: Faking News 100 people committed mass suicide after watching Ra.one!

RA ONE JOKES

2011-11-03T20:57:00.000+05:30

1: Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions…!
2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval.
3: Breaking News…! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE’s release
4: Salman to SRK after watchin…… Ra.One, “Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana”
5: Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
6: Even Ra.mu doesn’t wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one…!

New Santa Banta SMS Joke

2011-11-03T20:52:00.002+05:30

Latest Santa Banta SMS Joke:

Santa, Banta and Chanta were drunk,they stopped a taxi.

The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them,we have arrived.

Chanta gave him money,
Santa said thanks but
Banta slapped him.

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn't move an inch.
so he asked,what was that for?

Banta Replied "Oye, inni tez kyu chalai !! Ham mar jaate to ?? "

New CID Jokes

2011-11-03T20:47:00.001+05:30

ACP PRADYUMNA in the latest CID Movie PRADU ONE
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Exam Poor Joke :-)

2011-11-03T20:45:00.001+05:30

This is how one feels in the last few minutes before the exam ends !! :-D

New CID Jokes

2011-10-21T12:10:00.000+05:30

Shahrukh khan copied his dance steps from CID !!! :-D

Exclusive RA ONE Pictures of Shahrukh Khan

2011-10-21T00:08:00.001+05:30

Exclusive RA ONE Pictures of Shahrukh Khan ! :-D

Funny way to click pictures

2011-10-17T23:45:00.001+05:30

Funny ways people have to click pictures !

Rahul Gandhi Jokes

2011-10-16T19:38:00.003+05:30

Rahul Gandhi Zindabad

Santa Banta SMS Jokes

2011-10-15T12:08:00.000+05:30

Santa k sir se khoon nikal raha tha Dr – ye kaise hua?
Santa-me hath se diwar tod raha tha to kisi ne kaha
paji kabhi khopdi ka b istmal kar lia karo

Latest CID Jokes

2011-10-14T11:46:00.000+05:30

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Arz kiya hai
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena
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Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
Jara dhyan dena..
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.
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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
Wah wah..
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.
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Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Take it seriously..
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain
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Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
Arz kiya hai
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
ACP says: Salunkhe ye atmahatya hai ya murder.

Congress ka Ghar Jamai

2011-10-13T22:35:00.000+05:30

Congress ka Ghar Jamai

Funny CID Jokes

2011-10-13T11:45:00.002+05:30

Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
Wah Wah
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do
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Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi
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Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai
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Rajnikanth Latest Jokes

2011-10-12T15:38:00.000+05:30

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student-Wrong question.
Pakistan student-No way.
American student-Its strange, how is it
possible?
Indian- RAJNIKANT
Two/Ten=wo/en (T with T cancel)
w=23rd letter
o=15th letter
e=5th letter
n=14th letter
So,
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
Appadii... Yennnaa.... Raskala... Maths

Joke Share by : Arpita Trivedi :-) Thank you !

Rahul Gandhi Jokes

2011-10-12T15:30:00.002+05:30

Read somewhere on the net today : "मजबूरी का नाम अगर महात्मा गांधी है तो मूर्खता का नाम क्या राहुल गांधी होना चाहिए!"

Bollywood Jokes

2011-10-12T15:25:00.001+05:30

Saif Ali Khan at Indian Oil Petrol Pump
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Rajnikanth Jokes Special Effect !

2011-10-12T15:23:00.001+05:30

Shake your head while watching this Photo. Rajnikanth Sir nazar aaenge ! :-D

Dard Degree Da

2011-10-11T01:53:00.001+05:30

Dard Degree Da !!!
Specially for our Punjabi Junta :-D

Below Poverty Line Joke

2011-10-06T16:10:00.001+05:30

Saavdhan ! Kahi aapke ghar mein Income tax chaapa na ho jae !

:-D

Chemical Poor Joke

2011-10-06T01:18:00.000+05:30

Teacher : What happens when carbon monoxide reacts with 2 molecules of iron?
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Pappu : COFFEE !
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Teacher : how? :O
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Pappu : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE..!

Rajnikanth Vs Amitabh Bachchan

2011-10-05T12:36:00.001+05:30

Latest Rajnikanth Joke From Poor Jokes. Look at the Person in Circle :-D

Philosophical Joke

2011-09-30T12:30:00.000+05:30

Philosophical Joke :

Everyone has his/her own view of the World...!!!

:-)

Engineer Jokes

2011-09-30T12:27:00.001+05:30

An Engineers Jokes !!!
Hope you guys could crack it !!

Santa Banta Jokes

2011-09-28T11:10:00.005+05:30

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door... santa opend it. b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room and emptied a bag of cow shit on carpet...
salesman= sir if im unable to clean this up wid my new powerful vacuum cleaner in nxt 10 sec, i will eat all this shit
santa smiled and said= do u need a chilly or tomato sauce wid shit?
saleman= y?
santa= bcoz there is no electricity in d house.
moral: never b over smart and every santa is not fool ;)

Mathematical Poor Joke (PJ)

2011-09-28T11:04:00.004+05:30

Ques in exam - Prove 2 / 10 = 2

Arts student : Out of syllabus
Commerce student : Question hi galat hai
Medical student : it?s strange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai?
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Engineering student : it is very easy

TWO / TEN
= WO / EN

(W=23rd letter, O=15th letter,
E=5th letter & N=14th letter)

= 23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2

Deadly PJ

2011-08-31T20:23:00.001+05:30

What will U Call it if ur cat brings tea 4 u?

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Liability !
(Lai-Billi-tea)

Santa Banta Joke

2011-08-26T16:21:00.001+05:30

Santa's son: Papa agar aap ko Rs10 aur Rs5 raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa : 10 Rs ka... ...
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Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain... Dono bhi to utha saktey ho!!

Rajneetic PJ

2011-08-26T16:18:00.001+05:30

घर में केवल चार दिन औरत न हो तो क्या हाल होता है?

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ये कांग्रेस से पूछो!! ;-P

The Great Indian Corrupt Family

2011-08-19T22:20:00.001+05:30

The Great Indian Corrupt Family

Pyaar ke side effects

2011-04-23T19:44:00.000+05:30

Santa's Marriage Proposal

2011-04-22T18:15:00.001+05:30

Santa - Paaji!!!!!..... Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai..
Boss - Teri income toh us ke toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakta..
Surinder: Oh Thank you paji thank you!!!! Acha hai bata diya paji!!!!! Itni potty karti hai to phir rahne do..

Dabangg Cricket Joke

2011-04-21T18:13:00.000+05:30

Dabangg dialogue for World Cup -
Malinga, Murali se darr nahi lagta sahab, Munaf aur Nehra se lagta hai!

Latest SMS Jokes

2011-04-20T18:10:00.001+05:30

GF:Kal Mera Birthday Hai.
BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday"
GF:Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai !!

Latest Santa Banta SMS

2011-04-18T18:00:00.000+05:30

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didnt you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer Santa: That is not restricted

Pakistani Joke

2011-04-17T17:57:00.003+05:30

What so u call a person who does not know his age?
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Umar Gul !!!!

Naughty Joke

2011-04-16T17:53:00.001+05:30

A Girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??
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Papa mein hoon !!

Santa Banta SMS Joke

2011-04-16T17:48:00.005+05:30

Banta changed all his passwords to 'incorrect' ... So that whenever he forgets, the computer will automatically remind him "Your password is incorrect".

Dimaag ki Maa Behan Karna

2011-03-31T17:32:00.000+05:30

This is a visual description of Dimag ki Maa Behan Hona !!!

Mohammad Amir Facebook Profile Status

2011-03-30T14:21:00.000+05:30

This is the Facebook Status of Mohammad Amir :-)

New Rajanikanth Jokes

2011-03-29T16:34:00.000+05:30

Yanna Rascala Mindd Itt !!

India is going ti Win Ittt !!!

CID Vs Sunny Deol

2011-03-28T11:29:00.000+05:30

Sunny (shouting on the top of his voice) : aaaayyyyyyeeeeee!!!!!!...tum mujhe aise arrest nahi kar sakte, mujhe mere papa se baat karni hai!!

Abhijeet : Papa se kyu baat karni hai??haeinnn??

Sunny : Tum shayad jaante nahi mere papa ko....kutto ka khoon peene mein expert hai!!

Fredrix : Sir, isse chhod do....mujhe to lagta hai iska baap vampire hai!!

ACP : chup raho fredrix nahi to naukri se haath dho baithoge......

Daya : Sach sach batao ki 29 taarikh ki raat ko tum kaha the??

Sunny : taarikh pe taarikh....taarikh pe taarikh....taarikh pe taarikh...main us taarikh ko apne farm house pe tha!!

Abhijeet : tumhari saari family sirf kutto ko hi target karti hai kya??...haeinnn?

Sunny : Zabaan sambhaalo....ye dhaai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padta hai, to aadmi uth ta nahi...uth jaata hai!!!

ACP : woh sab to thik hai, tumne balwantraai ke kutte ko mara....fir tumhara baap uska khoon pee gaya...kuch to gadbad zaroor hai!!

Daya : sir, mujhe lagta hai iske ghar pe raid marte hai...zaroor kutto ki haddiya milengi!

ACP : iske baap ko to hum baad mein dekhenge....pehle isse to nipat le!

Abhijeet : sach sach batao kyu mara tumne balwantraai ke kutte ko? haeinn?? mard hote hue ek aisi harkat karme ke tym pe tumhe sharam nahi aayi??

Sunny(shouting) : mard banne ka itna shock hai to kutton ka sahara laina chod de kutiya...doosron ka sahara woh leta hai jiski hadiyon mein paani bhara hota hai

ACP : ohh my gawdd! ye aise nahi maanega...daya, isse apni bhaasha mein samjhao!

Daya comes forward and gives his one tight slap (PHATTTTT!!!)

Sunny(crying) : Haa, maine hi balwantraai ke kutte ko maara hai...

ACP : Kyu mara tumne usse itna be-rehmi se?

Sunny : Usne meri mercedes ke pichhe wale tyre pe susu kar di!!

ACP : my gawd! tumhe to umar kaid ki saza hogi....fir susu karte rehna jail mein!!

ACP,"Abhijeet ab hume isske papa ko doondhna hoga..aakhir isme unka bhi haath hai.."

Abhijeeet,"Yes Sir..kyonki Sunny to paagal ho gaya hai..sirf Tareeka pe Tareeka (ACP O-o)..mera matlab hai tareek pe tareek bol raha hai.."

ACP,"Abhijeet..yeh pyaar ka chakkar tum baad me khelo..pehle ek kaam karo..tum jaake Sunny ko interrogate karo..kuch to pata chalega..Daya,Tasha..tum petshop mein jaake check karo..ki koi aadmi zyaada kutte leke gaya hain kya.."

Abhijeet,"Lekin Sir..woh galli ki kutte bhi pakad sakte hain.."

ACP,"Hmmm..ho sakta hai..lekin galli ke kutto ko rabies ho sakta hai..woh gandhe ho sakte hai..aur Dharam ke paas itne paise bhi nahi honge ki woh kutte ko injection de.."... See More

Fredericks,"Lekin Sir woh to filmstar hai!! Unki paas to bahut pasie hain..meri wife kehti hai ki main bhi superstar ban sakta hoon.."

ACP,"Haan Fredeericks..zaroor ban sakte ho..lekin iss case ke baad..aur Sunny..Dharam ne paanch saal mein ek bhi film nahi ki..to ho sakta hai..ki woh petshop jaake kutt kidnap karte ho..Viek..tum jaake police records check karo..dekho kisine missing dogs ki report likhi hai kya.."

Daya and Tasha go to petshops..and finally see one at which a curly haired woman is saying no to all the dogs..(Vodafone ad)

Daya,"Madam..yeh aap kya kar rahi hai?"

Woman,"main? Sabzi kharid rahi hoon.."

Daya,"Heiiinnnnn.."

Woman,"Dogs ki dukaan mein dogs hi milenge na..waise aap kaun?"

Tasha,"Hum CID se hain.."

Woman,"C-C-C-C-CID!!"

Daya,"Haan.."

Woman finally selects a dog and goes (Vodafone ad)

Tasha,"Sir..aapko kuch ajeeb nahi laga?"

Daya,"Kya?"

Tasha,"Sir usne achche dogs reject kiye aur ek ganda curly dog leke gayi..."

Daya,"Chalo..uska peecha karte hai.."

They follow her to her house..she goes in..comes out and leaves..

Tasha,"Sir..woh to gayi ab hum uska ghar check kar sakte hai.."

Daya,"Chalo.."

Tasha,"Darwaza band hai...Sir.."

Daya,"To kya?"

SLAM!!
Daya and Tasha go in..and they immediately call Abhijeet..and tell him to come here..

Abhijeet enters the house..

Abhijeet,"MY GAWD!!"

Daya,"Main bhi yehi bolne wala tha..alekin yeh to tumhara dialogue hai.."

Abhijeet,"Itne saare kutto ki hadiyan.."

Daya,"Mujhe to lagta hai yeh ladki hi Dharam ke liye kutte laati hogi.."

Abhijeet,"Inhe Forensic lab le jaate hai.."

At Forensic..

Dr.Salunkhe,"Boss..maine sab check kar liya hai..yeh kutto ki hi haddiyan hai.."

ACP,"Aur kuch? Yeh to hume pata tha.."

Dr.Salunkhe,"Lekin kya aap ko yeh maloom tha ki yeh kutte pehle maare gaye..phir inka khoon peeya gaya
tha.."

ACP (from O-o to O-O),"Kya!??"

Dr.Salunkhe,"Haan ACP saab..inn kutto ki bones pe lage thode se flesh ko maine ANTD kiya to mujhe pata chala ki inka flesh bahut sukha hai..aur khoon bahut kam.."

Abhijeet,"Mujhe to kuch gadbad lag rahi hai Sir.."

ACP,"Haan..mujhe bhi..aur iss gadbad ka ilaaj sirf uss ladki ke paas hain.."

They go back to the house..a new door has been installed..

Abhijeet,"Daya..darwaza band hai!!"

ACP, "Daya darwaza todh do" :P

Daya,"Naya darwza!! (Yippee!! Yay!! mann mein ladoo phut rahe hai)

SLAM!

Woman is standing dangerously with a gun in one hand and a dog in another..

Woman,"Aage mat aana nahi to main iss kutte ko maar doongi.."

Abhijeet,"Dekho..gun neeche rakho..hum baat karte hai."

Woman,"Nahi..jabse Sholay dekhi..tab se dekhna chahti thi kutte ka khoon ka kaisa hota hai..aaj jab main itne kutto ka khoon pee chuki ho..tab mujhe aadat si ho gayi.."

Daya,"Tum kutto ke khoon se addicted ho!!"

Woman,"Haan!! Main addicted hoon!!"

In the meantime Vivek appears from the window..grabs the gun and a fight ensues..

Abhijeet,"Batao..tumhara Dharam ji ke saath kya connection hai?"

Woman,"Nahi.."

Tasha,"nahi batayegi.." Slap!!

Woman,"ACP Sir..main hi Dharam hoon.."

ACP (again from O-o to O-O),"MY GAWD!!'

Abhijeet,"Heiinnn.."

Daya (removing his hands from his pockets),"Tum Dharamendra ho!!"

Woman,"Haan..jab mujhe film nahi mil rahi thi..tab mere paas paise bhi nahi the..isiliye maine socha ki agar main ek khoobsurat ladki ban jaao to mujhe roles bhi milenge aur main kutte bhi kharid sakoongi kam price mein..isiliye maine face mask lagakar ladki banne ka naatak kiya.."

ACP,"Ab to tumhe faansi hogi faansi..aur woh bhi kutto ke khilaaf jurm karne ke liye..PETA tumhari khatiya khadi kar denge..ab jail mein baithke chuhoon ka khoon peena seekh lena..wohi milenge.."

Sachin Tendulkar Rare Photo

2011-03-27T17:36:00.000+05:30

If Sachin had long hair ! :-)

Rajnikanth Cricket Joke

2011-03-26T10:41:00.001+05:30

This is how Rajnikanth hits 6 sixes in 1 ball !!!

India Beat Australia

2011-03-25T12:42:00.002+05:30

This is How India Beat Australia in the Quarterfinal :-D

New CID Jokes

2011-03-24T11:32:00.000+05:30

1.Daya ke dar se khooni ne darvaja khula hi chhod diya......
Lekin daya bhi sayan tha ...usne kadi lagake darvaja phirse thod diya....

2. devdas ki beevie hai Paro
wah wah wah wah
devdas ki beevie hai Paro
wah wah wah wah
Acp ne Daya se kha is ilake ka chapa chapa chan maro

New Rajnikanth Jokes

2011-03-24T10:45:00.000+05:30

Rajnikanth can make 36 runs in a ball !!!
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He hits the ball so hard , that it breaks into 6 pieces and all of them cross the boundary. :-)

New MTV Roadies

2011-03-23T14:15:00.002+05:30

NEW MTV ROADIES

Cricket Jokes

2011-03-22T17:34:00.000+05:30

What is the similarity between potty and our cricket team .....
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Pathan Jokes

2011-03-21T17:39:00.000+05:30

Pathan Jokes :
Ek Baar ek Pathan thermos Le Ke Picnic Par Gaya..
Pathan: "Iss main thandi cheez thandi aur garam cheez garam rehti hai.."
Friends: "Tum is main kya laye ho..??"
Pathan: " 4 kulfi Aur 2 Cup Chai..."
...:-P

Santa Banta Jokes

2011-03-20T17:36:00.000+05:30

Teacher Fill in the blank : 900 chuhe kha ke billi _____ chali..

Santa: 900 Chuhe khake billi tedi medi chali..

teacher ne thapad mara,oye murkh tujhe iska jawab nahi pata hai?
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Santa: aapka lihaaz rakha maine,kyonki aap mere teacher ho,900 chuhe khake billi hill bhi nahi sakti maine toh fir bhi tedi medi chala di... :)

SMS Jokes

2011-03-19T17:38:00.000+05:30

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"
The trainer replied; "Use the ATM outside the gym!"

Holi SMS Joke

2011-03-18T13:02:00.000+05:30

Holi ke din tumhare pass agar rang khareedne ke pasie nahi hai...

to fir tum kaise holi kheloge.....

think

think..........
think..........think..........think..........think..........think..........
think..........think..........think..........think..........think..........think..........think..........think..........

Mehnat karo......Mehnat rang layegi...Fir us rang se holi khel lena

Kamran Akmal Latest Jokes

2011-03-17T10:43:00.000+05:30

By all means Kamran Akmal is the most consistent wicket keeper in the world when you talk about dropping catches."

"Kamran Akmal's proposed autobiography tentatively titled 'Drop dead gorgeous: my life and the leaks behind the wicket'."

"Kamran Akmal has been nominated the most fierce player as he has ended the most cricket careers e.g Danish Kaneria and now Shoaib Akhtar."

"Which is the unluckiest dismissal in cricket?..........Caught by Kamran Akmal."

"It's time to drop Kamran Akmal so he knows how the ball feels."

Kamran Jokes

2011-03-16T10:42:00.000+05:30

"In pin drop silence, guess who drops the pin?..... Kamran Akmal."

"What is Kamran Akmal's favourite movie?.....Catch me if you can"

"Does this mean that Kamran Akmal can never catch a cold?!"

"Pakistan must be thankful to Kamran Akmal as he didn't choose to become a Police Officer."

"The US administration will be happy to know that Raymond Davis is no longer the most hated man in Pakistan...Kamran Akmal has replaced him."

"If there is an award for generosity to the opposition in cricket, Kamran Akmal would take the award this year for the 2nd year in a row!"

Kamran Akmal Jokes

2011-03-15T10:42:00.000+05:30

"Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus!"

"Kamran Akmal thinks that the meaning of 'wicket keeping' is to KEEP the opponent's wickets safe."

"Kamran Akmal is so immune. He didn't even catch fever!"

"If Ross Taylor was on Twitter, he would have set his background picture of Kamran Akmal"

"I hope that Kamran Akmal's wife doesn't let him hold their babies."

Kamran Akmal Jokes

2011-03-15T10:40:00.000+05:30

Kamran Akmal jokes!!!
1. Behind every successful batsman is Kamran Akmal !!! And in front of every successful Batsman is Ashish Nehra !! :-P
2. What do Kamran Akmal and Micheal Jackson have in common?.....They both wear gloves for no reason"
3. Kamran Akmal could be a good brand ambassador for Save Water campaign..........'Every drop counts'! "

4. What is Kamran Akmal's favourite pick-up line ?.....'Can i drop you somewhere' "

Mahendra Singh Dhoni Joke

2011-03-15T10:35:00.000+05:30

Dhoni's MOTHER: Market se sabzi le aa.
Dhoni- Par Maa hum South Africa se haar gaye na, toh log bahut gusse me hain!
Mother- Ek kam kro Meri sari pehnkar jao, koi nhi pehchanega.
Dhoni goes to market wearing sari.
1GIRL-Hi, Dhoni how r u?
......Dhoni get shocked- Apko kaise pata chala?
GIRL- Abe, Mai
Ashish Nehra hoon.....:)))

7 Scam Maaf

2011-03-12T11:55:00.000+05:30

The Latest Movie from UPA Prodution House starring Kalmadi, A Raja, Ashok Chavan P J Thomas, Sharad Pawar, Vilasrao Deshmikh and Shashi Tharoor !

Typical Indian Nukkad

2011-03-11T13:06:00.000+05:30

Typical scene outside any Indian Colony, Nukkad etc !

Baba Bangali

2011-03-11T10:51:00.000+05:30

Baba Khalid Bangali for IT Engineers !!!

Beautiful PJ

2011-02-19T12:14:00.000+05:30

Whom do you congratulate for his beauty ??

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हुस्ने मुबारक !

Valentine Days Joke

2011-02-11T20:09:00.000+05:30

Here is the Valentine Days Joke for you all ! It is a graphic representation of Man / Woman behavior at Valentines Day

Kala Akshar Bhains Barabar

2011-02-11T17:24:00.000+05:30

Kala Akshar Bhains Barabar

Exclusive Dhoom 3 Pictures

2011-02-10T13:19:00.000+05:30

www.poorjokes.in presents exclusive Dhoom 3 Pictures

Rajnikanth One Liner

2011-02-08T17:25:00.000+05:30

1. Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya.. To Kya..? Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya..

2. .Rajnikanth once tickled(gudgudi) a baby..The world today knows him as Navjot Singh Siddhu..!!!!!!!!

गब्बर सिंह का चरित्र चित्रण

2011-02-05T19:20:00.003+05:30

गब्बर सिंह का चरित्र चित्रण

1. सादा जीवन, उच्च विचार: उसके जीने का ढंग बड़ा सरल था. पुराने और मैले कपड़े, बढ़ी हुई दाढ़ी, महीनों से जंग खाते दांत और पहाड़ों पर खानाबदोश जीवन. जैसे मध्यकालीन भारत का फकीर हो. जीवन में अपने लक्ष्य की ओर इतना समर्पित कि ऐशो-आराम और विलासिता के लिए एक पल की भी फुर्सत नहीं. और विचारों में उत्कृष्टता के क्या कहने! 'जो डर गया, सो मर गया' जैसे संवादों से उसने जीवन की क्षणभंगुरता पर प्रकाश डाला था.

२. दयालु प्रवृत्ति: ठाकुर ने उसे अपने हाथों से पकड़ा था. इसलिए उसने ठाकुर के सिर्फ हाथों को सज़ा दी. अगर वो चाहता तो गर्दन भी काट सकता था. पर उसके ममतापूर्ण और करुणामय ह्रदय ने उसे ऐसा करने से रोक दिया.

3. नृत्य-संगीत का शौकीन: 'महबूबा ओये महबूबा' गीत के समय उसके कलाकार ह्रदय का परिचय मिलता है. अन्य डाकुओं की तरह उसका ह्रदय शुष्क नहीं था. वह जीवन में नृत्य-संगीत एवंकला के महत्त्व को समझता था. बसन्ती को पकड़ने के बाद उसके मन का नृत्यप्रेमी फिर से जाग उठा था. उसने बसन्ती के अन्दर छुपी नर्तकी को एक पल में पहचान लिया था. गौरतलब यह कि कला के प्रति अपने प्रेम को अभिव्यक्त करने का वह कोई अवसर नहीं छोड़ता था.

4. अनुशासनप्रिय नायक: जब कालिया और उसके दोस्त अपने प्रोजेक्ट से नाकाम होकर लौटे तो उसने कतई ढीलाई नहीं बरती. अनुशासन के प्रति अपने अगाध समर्पण को दर्शाते हुए उसने उन्हें तुरंत सज़ा दी.

5. हास्य-रस का प्रेमी: उसमें गज़ब का सेन्स ऑफ ह्यूमर था. कालिया और उसके दो दोस्तों को मारने से पहले उसने उन तीनों को खूब हंसाया था. ताकि वो हंसते-हंसते दुनिया को अलविदा कह सकें. वह आधुनिक यु का 'लाफिंग बुद्धा' था.

6. नारी के प्रति सम्मान: बसन्ती जैसी सुन्दर नारी का अपहरण करने के बाद उसने उससे एक नृत्य का निवेदन किया. आज-कल का खलनायक होता तो शायद कुछ और करता.
अनाज मिलता था, वो उसी से अपनी गुजर-बसर करता था. सोना, चांदी, बिरयानी या चिकन मलाई टिक्का की उसने कभी इच्छा ज़ाहिर नहीं की.

8. सामाजिक कार्य: डकैती के पेशे के अलावा वो छोटे बच्चों को सुलाने का भी काम करता था. सैकड़ों माताएं उसका नाम लेती थीं ताकि बच्चे बिना कलह किए सो जाएं. सरकार ने उसपर 50,000 रुपयों का इनाम घोषित कर रखा था. उस युग में 'कौन बनेगा करोड़पति' ना होने के बावजूद लोगों को रातों-रात अमीर बनाने का गब्बर का यह सच्चा प्रयास था.

9. महानायकों का निर्माता: अगर गब्बर नहीं होता तो जय और व??रू जैसे लुच्चे-लफंगे छोटी-मोटी चोरियां करते हुए स्वर्ग सिधार जाते. पर यह गब्बर के व्यक्तित्व का प्रताप था कि उन लफंगों में भी महानायक बनने की क्षमता जागी.

Mohn Cena

2011-01-27T14:21:00.000+05:30

He He... No Comments !!

Funny SMS Joke of the Day

2011-01-25T19:25:00.000+05:30

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?

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Original PJ Again

2011-01-22T19:14:00.000+05:30

Jo and So were two friends. Once Jo one a lottery ticket and they decided to celebrate at a pub.
Jo and So went to the Pub and ordered for beer in two glasses.
So said " Here is a toast for for Jo's winning of the Lottery " and they clinked their glasses with each other !!
So said, " Anjaam , you are a rich man now "
Jo says, " Abe mujhe anjaam kyu bula raha hai ?"
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So says , " Sheeshe se sheesha takrae, "JO" bhi ho "ANJAAM"

Letter to the Dean

2011-01-21T19:21:00.000+05:30

Letter to the Dean of the College

Kuch thanda ho jaye..

2011-01-16T02:14:00.000+05:30

Dhoo Daala

2011-01-13T06:25:00.000+05:30

Tennis player se shadi karoge to aisa hi hoga..

2011-01-12T06:23:00.000+05:30

Funny Picture

2011-01-11T06:22:00.000+05:30

Best Mineral Water in India

2011-01-10T06:21:00.000+05:30

Best way of weather forecasting

2011-01-09T06:19:00.000+05:30

2010 Poor Jokes Awards Quiz

2011-01-08T16:53:00.001+05:30

The 2010 Poor jokes Awards are here.

Poor Jokes 2010 Awards » funny quizzes

Modern version of Vikram and Betaal

2011-01-08T06:18:00.000+05:30

If FIFA World Cup Football is played in India

2011-01-07T06:17:00.001+05:30

Sheila Vs. Munni

2011-01-06T06:15:00.002+05:30

It happens only in India

2011-01-05T06:13:00.001+05:30

Rajnikanths Funny Picture

2011-01-03T06:00:00.000+05:30

RAJNIKANTHS DRIVING LICENSE

India 4 u

2011-01-02T01:44:00.004+05:30

Original SMS Joke

2011-01-01T15:08:00.000+05:30

Yesterday I rushed home when my girlfriend messaged me "spacekeyonmycellphoneisnotworking.comefastandgivemeanalternative!"
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i couldn't help but wondered.... What the hell does TERNATIVE mean???

Rajinikanth sms Again

2010-12-31T16:43:00.000+05:30

Well there is one thing Rajni can't

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Rajnikanth cannot Fail.

Rajnikanth Jokes Revisited

2010-12-29T16:38:00.000+05:30

Rajinikanth was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!". Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical.
*(thalaivaar meaning= superstaar)

After they leave Cruise's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says. "President Bush", Jayalalitha quickly retorts. "Yes", Rajini says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington". And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, "Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up". Well, Jayalalitha is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds, she expresses his doubts to Rajini who again implores her to name anyone else. "The Pope", Jayalalitha replies. "Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Poland and I've known the Pope a long time". So off they fly to Rome.

Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Jayalalitha had a Heart Attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to Jayalalitha's side, Rajini asks her, "What happened?"

Jayalalitha looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"...........!!!!!!

Rajnikanth Awesome Joke

2010-12-27T16:36:00.000+05:30

Chiranjeevi
Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball….....
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power…...the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru WINS the match….... .....

Shahrukh
Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball….....
Bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man….....the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram….
Shahruk WINS the match…....

Rajni
Rajni ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball….....
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power…....the ball splits into “TWO”
1 half goes to SIX.....The other half goes to FOUR........
Rajini WINS the match….... .....

Rajinikanth SMS And Jokes

2010-12-26T16:26:00.000+05:30

1. One fine day rajnikant sneezed.. next day news paper headline reads : city damaged due to a tornado..
2. Rajnikant's professor frames the questions after rajni completes all the answers.. and at times he fails too..
3. Only rajnikanth knows when A.K HUNGAL was young

New Rajinikanth Jokes

2010-12-25T16:21:00.000+05:30

1. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

3.Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

Rajinikanth SMS Again

2010-12-24T15:54:00.000+05:30

1. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
2. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
3. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
4. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

See all Rajnikanth jokes Here : Rajnikanth Jokes and SMS

Rajinikanth SMS

2010-12-23T15:47:00.000+05:30

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

CID Jokes

2010-12-22T15:36:00.000+05:30

Agar tum mil jayo zamana chhod denge hum...Wah Wah.....Agar tum mil jayo zamana chhod denge hum....Wah Wah..Daya: Khuni, Darwaza band na rakho, warna tod denge hum...

China declares claims on Chhattisgarh, Orissa and other resource rich Indian states

2010-12-21T17:39:00.003+05:30

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China declares claims on Chhattisgarh, Orissa and other resource rich Indian states

Raniganj,Haryana: Jugpreet Singh ‘Juggy’ took a ten thousandrupee loan from a local money-lender, planned a trip to Chinese city ‘Chow ChowMien’ and dreamed of satiating his infinite touristic desires. But all his innocentdreams were brutally crushed when the Visa official at Chinese Embassy refusedto grant him Visa. 

Are you shocked? But this is the brutaltruth. Chinese have done it yet again. In a press conference held in Chow MienPlate hotel at Shanghai, at 12:00 Noon yesterday, People’s Republic of Chinaofficially declared its claims on Chhattisgarh, Orrisa, Punjab, Haryana and severalother fertile and resource rich states of India. Chinese government spokesmanMein Jhot Hahun told the reporters that the entire claim is due to the factthat these states share very rich culture, bio-diversity and nomenclature withPeople’s Republic of Chinaand hence India has to concedethem to China.“For example, Ch for China, Ch for Chhattishgarh. Further the Chinese peopleare called Chini in India,and the sugar that is grown in Punjab is called Chini in India. And similar comparisons canbe drawn for other states as well.” Mein Jhot told reporters.

Though a formal list has yet not beensubmitted to the government of Indiaabout these states and Chinese demand of full control on them, China hasalready started its backdoor diplomatic moves by not offering Visas to peoplefrom all these allegedly claimed states. Meanwhile people like Juggy who havegot no respite from Indian legal system are resorting to other means of gainingJustice. When, shocked Juggy did not know where to put his complaints he wentto a local khap panchayat and registered a case against Chinese embassy for noncompliance to khap rules. The khap panchayat further escalated the issue withkhap mukhiya who ordered the public execution of Chinese embassy officials forundermining the honor of centuries old Khap system. Chinese Visa officials atRaniganj embassy are since then absconding. 

Similar incident was reported from Hyderabad where the Chinese officials refused Visa to aperson name Abdul John from Golcondabecause of resource rich history of the region. “I told then again and againthat my name is John and I am not a Chinese, but they won’t listen” adistraught Abdul told the reporters. Enraged by this act of Chinese officials aHyderabaadi Imam has even issued a fatwa against Visa and Passport Booklets.According to him Passport booklets are colored in blue which is the color ofsky and hence is haram.

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Rajnikanth Long Jokes

2010-12-21T16:42:00.002+05:30

Once George Clooney (Danial Ocean of Ocean's 11) met Rajni, said i can steel anything 4m any where,at least in this steeling business i'm better than you,and went on to show Rajni.....
Rajni was about to open a sealed gasoline can(Rajni likes his drink neat),when this conversation started,he opened it and found its empty,why?Clooney stole the gasoline from inside the sealed can.
Rajni just smiled,and said so you think u r btr dn me?Ok,i'l show you.A old man was passing by,Rajni pointed that old man and asked Clooney,c that old man?right after the question that old man turned into a little boy.Clooney was suprised,he asked,what just happened?what did u do?
Rajni smiled,and said,ohh nothing,just stole his age.

Rajnikanth Daily Jokes

2010-12-21T16:36:00.000+05:30

1. Rajni kant yorker ball par peeche six maar sakta hai :)

2. When Rajni turns in his sleep, the movement is fed to turbines to produce electricity

3. When Rajni runs, earth rotates in opposite direction like a circus ball

4. When Rajni coughs, the windmills product 99% of their output

5. When Rajni comes out of shower and shakes his head off water, neighbors get a free car wash

6. When Rajni wants money from ATM, he just uses his pin, the paper pin

Raknikanth jokes Compete Collection

2010-12-21T16:20:00.000+05:30

180 Rajnikant Jokes :
1. Rajnikant can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!
2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!!
3. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!
4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims“Oh my Rajnikaant!”‌
5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo waseaten by Rajnikant!! -
6. The world is not ending in 2012…. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3yrs warranty!!‌
7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol
8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!!
9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.
10. There in nothing Rajini’Kant do. -
11. Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive.Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanicin the other.
12. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wearhis underwear over his pants.
14. Intel’s new caption – RajnikantInside.
15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
16. Rajini doesn’t need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sightof him and produce water whenever he wants.
17. All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simplystomped his foot and they all died.
18. If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will needsome airbags to protect it from him.
19. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps andchooses when to come down.
20. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
21. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, he’d let the cops off with awarning.
22. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
23. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired
24. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
25. Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana
26. In the back of the book of world records, it says “All records are heldby Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place.”
27. Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet.
28. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. Itfailed miserably.
29. Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..?? -Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? :) mindit! -
30. In an wild argument, rajnikant showd a middle finger to his GF…n she gtpregnant !!!
31. 1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant”
32. Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when wouldRajnikant Die …………….. R.I.P PAUL !!!!
33. Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third.
34. Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend.
35. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… whilewalking…
36. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as“Guiness book of world RECORDS”.
37. Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell.Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA.
38. Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Thosenumbers are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE.
39. When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat hervegetables!
40. The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims.
41. The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanthstarted to have a crush on her… and now she’s Miss Pooja.
42. The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because hesaw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!!
43. The movie Krrish is loosely based on Rajnikanth’s life.
44. Gandhi’s non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off.
45. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealthgames… Rajnikanth gave it to them!
46. An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it inLonawala.
47. Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS
48. Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wathappened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna..
49. Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession
50. Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar isnow known as 50 Cent
51. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth hasalready given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed.
52. Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals untilfirst he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
53. Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocutedon coming within 100 metres of Rajinikant
54. Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was soterrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that allof its descendents now have white hair.
55. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. Itwas originally named ‘1′
56. We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping.
57. Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computerneeded Lifeline to Choose the question.
58. Once Rajni was having sex in a Fiat . A sperm escaped and entered theengine of the car …that car is now called Ferrari.
59. If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release byMicrosoft.
60. Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads.
61. There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changedbecause nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives.
62. Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. Hewas replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense.
63. Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car.
64. Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including signlanguage
65. Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open.
66. Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to ‘just do it…’ and it did.
67. If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth gotbored with humanity
68. A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon &Rajnikanth are one and the same.
69. Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth.
70. Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth
71. Rajnikanth has nicknames for his feet… Hiroshima and Nagaski.
72. When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. YouNEVER slap Rajnikanth
73. Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time.
74. Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gaga’s poker face.
75. Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. thereis nothing like Rajnikant”
76. Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows8.
77. No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here beforetime existed
78. i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dontrequire a charger now:)
79. Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. Inthe end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.
80. Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave itback to her !!
81. Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not togive this date to anyone else..!! Mind it..
82. If ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launcha missile at him.
83. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the gameinspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!
84. Well, this one will be understood well by medical persons. Once acuterenal failure patient comes to RAJNIKANT. After getting bored of hiscomplaints, RAJNIKANT just says ‘sssshhhuu’ and kidney starts functioning
85. Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track,the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumpsoff the track.
86. Even gajani remembers rajni.
87. This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes to …… Oscar
88. Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore nelaalten mein padhai ki. Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi siroshni mein padhai ki. Aur Rajnikanth ne Agarbatti mein :)
89. Grammatical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE.like THE sun. so not call rajni call THE rajnikant
90. Why Osama isn’t caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isn’t interested.
91. Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of Rajnikanth.Porcupines find him even scary.
92. Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2guess wat happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committedsuicide . do U know why. Coz light came third, but who came 2nd Rajnikant’sshadow.
93. One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday.
94. The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually Rajnikhant’s signature.
95. Rajnikanth cannot work in a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) Why???because he himself is a process.
96. My laptop is now totally safe from trojans and virus… I just installedRAJNIKANTH Antivirus in my system !!
97. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok..
Nxt day…
Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
98. When rajnikanth dies, the grave doesnt read RIP, it reads ‘BRB’
99. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
100. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’s PC will crash.
101. Rajnikant’s email id is gmail@rajnikant.com
102. If you Google search ‘Rajnikant getting kicked’, you will generate zeroresults. It just doesn’t happen.
103. Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth;Rajinikanth finds you.
104. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac.
105. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you meanRajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
106. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, andhe got what he deserved.
107. Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
108. When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushingthe earth down.
109. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
110. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
111. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikantkicked one of the corners off.
112. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just madehim blink.
113. Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was theresult of his morning jog!
114. Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, thereis no other way!!
115. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives inChennai!
116. Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.
117. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
118. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
119. Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.
120. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on ….heturns the dark off.
121. Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.
122. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
123. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes .
124. The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are hisfilms.
125. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster thanDeath can process them.
126. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because noteven glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
127. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
128. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you willdie.
129. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet withRajnikant.
130. Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself inthe back of the head.
131. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is forhandicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs toRajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
132. Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, noone fools Rajanikanth.
133. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciatingpain, the cobra died.
134. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how manyseconds you have left to live.
135. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
136. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first tospin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing aroundawkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
137. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
138. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so heturned the sun up.
139. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
140. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless itgets in his way.
141. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, byyelling, “Bang!”
142. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could useto kill you, including the room itself.
143. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man,there is Rajanikanth.
144. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth onlyrecognizes the element of surprise.
145. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
146. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worryabout his drinking habit.
147. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to squareRajanikanth, the result is death.
148. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personalinsult.
149. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today calledgiraffes.
150. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.
151. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He ispushing the earth down.
152. There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures thatRajinikanth allowed to live.
153. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
154. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
155. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.
155. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
156. Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
157. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to thedictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
158. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revengeis a dish best served cold.
159. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs oflife there.
160. Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at thespeed of Rajinikanth.
161. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
162. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
163. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox isnow eradicated.
164. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
165. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it.The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
166. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
167. Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps fromthe tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earthrotates.
168. Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
169. Rajinikanth doesn’t shower. He only takes blood baths.
170. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
171. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
172. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
173. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when thetsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
174. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted thealphabet.
175. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
176. Rajinikanth puts the ‘laughter’ in manslaughter.
177. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
178. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one canhide from Rajinikanth.
179. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs anaction, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide thereaction.
180. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end theworld.
181. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planetthat Rajinikanth is on.
182. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away fromRajinikanth.
183. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.
184. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
185. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game oftennis.

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Teacher : What happens when carbon monoxide reacts with 2 molecules of iron?
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Arts student : Out of syllabus
Commerce student : Question hi galat hai
Medical student : it?s strange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai?
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Engineering student : it is very easy

TWO / TEN
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(W=23rd letter, O=15th letter,
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What will U Call it if ur cat brings tea 4 u?

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Liability !
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Pathan: "Iss main thandi cheez thandi aur garam cheez garam rehti hai.."
Friends: "Tum is main kya laye ho..??"
Pathan: " 4 kulfi Aur 2 Cup Chai..."
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