Tag Archives: Rajnikanth Jokes

1. Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya.. To Kya..? Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya.. 2. .Rajnikanth once tickled(gudgudi) a baby..The world today knows him… Read more »

RAJNIKANTHS DRIVING LICENSE

Well there is one thing Rajni can’t ……………………..………………………..……………………………………………………………………………….. Rajnikanth cannot Fail.

Rajinikanth was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called… Read more »

ChiranjeeviCheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball……..Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power……the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12… Read more »

1. One fine day rajnikant sneezed.. next day news paper headline reads : city damaged due to a tornado..2. Rajnikant’s professor frames the questions after rajni completes all the answers….. Read more »

1. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!” 2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill… Read more »

1. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.2. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth… Read more »

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. Bullets dodge… Read more »

Once George Clooney (Danial Ocean of Ocean’s 11) met Rajni, said i can steel anything 4m any where,at least in this steeling business i’m better than you,and went on to… Read more »